For your voyeuristic pleasure, a recent marital conversation.
Me: If anything ever happens to me I changed some of our passwords to [xyz].
The Huz: If you die I’ll just have [IT Guy Friend] hack the accounts I need.
Me: Who said I was dying? I said if anything ever happens to me. Like I almost die, but live as a vegetable and you have to take care of me and I can’t tell you the passwords. And I have to wear depends. And eat grits.
The Huz: Don’t worry. That will never happen.
Me: It could!
The Huz: No, I’d definitely pull the plug.
Me: I’ll update the list of passwords.
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